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Blush Dildo Review

Disclaimer: This post is adult in nature and therefore only intended for a mature audience.


Blush dildo I have never owned a dildo before. I know, I also find that hard to believe, but I think that when women first start to test the waters when it comes to sex toys and what they will like, that they very often choose to start out with vibrators–and then sometimes it’s hard to branch out into other types of sex toys once you realize how well vibrators work for both internal and external stimulation. But I’ve always been very curious about dildos. I’ve seen many other people review dildos and say wonderful things about them and perhaps I’ve always thought that they may be too one-note for me to enjoy. I like a lot of stuff going on; I like penetration and I like vibration, so why branch out into the world of dildos when they seem to provide something less than other toys on the market?

I recently hooked up with Vibrators.com for a few reviews. You’ve already seen my review of the Taffy Tickler Water Buddy from them and that didn’t go so well, to say the least. So when the Blush Dildo arrived, the most-popular dildo on Vibrators.com, I might add, I hoped I would have better luck this time around. And boy did I.

First of all, it must be said that I have no idea how I have survived this long as a sexual being without owning a dildo and the Blush Dildo feels amazing.

Blush dildo The Blush Dildo is made by Doc Johnson and is UR3 “Ultra Realistic”–and it certainly feels it when it’s inside of you. When I first received this dildo (in a standard plastic package that can be popped apart at the top very easily), it felt very chalky in my hand. This is because toys made of this material are lightly dusted to maintain their texture. While it certainly didn’t feel “ultra realistic” in my hand, after thoroughly washing it, which you should always do with anything made of this material before even thinking of playing with it, it did feel a great deal softer.

It is called Blush because while it is very light purple in color overall, you can see through it and at the very top of the head, there is a “blush of color” which is light pink. It’s definitely pretty and as you can see from the images, it has a lot of really defined texture. Something that is very obvious when you pop open the plastic packaging is the scent. Yes, this dildo is scented and it kind of reminds me of perfume; but none just any perfume–perfume worn by a woman in her late 80’s. I was incredibly disappointed by this, especially since I distinctly remember scanning the product’s page on the website and saw nothing about it having an old lady perfume smell. Not only that, but the scent latches onto you. I did not use it the day I took the images of it that you see throughout this post and my hands still smelled very strongly of perfume and it is a dramatic turn-off. Luckily, it did not make my vagina angry, but if you have allergies to any chemicals used to create such a strong scent, you will either want to stay away from the Blush Dildo or use a condom over it.

The Blush Dildo is 7 inches in length with a 2 inch diameter. It is very girthy and at first I didn’t think it was going to be very comfortable at all. However, with a generous amount of water-based lube, it fit comfortably and felt great. If it were made from a harder material, it would definitely be bordering on too thick, but because it is so soft and able to bend and adjust to your body, it fills you but it isn’t painful and you don’t feel like it’s going to break you.

I am not very sensitive to texture, so I couldn’t feel all of the veins throughout this dildo without moving it very, very slowly, and even then only the most pronounced veins were felt. The best quality this dildo has however, is its head. It is one of the most amazing-feeling heads I have ever experienced from a toy and I think that alone is what made me immediately exclaim that it was one of my new favorite toys ever after having an amazing orgasm with it.

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I used the Blush Dildo for the first time with my partner, who, after I told him how much I loved it, told me that it may not like it so much if I were left trying to maneuver it on my own. The reason for this? Well, because the Blush Dildo is really, really limp. It’s almost too limp and can definitely make you angry if you’re thrusting it vigorously and suddenly it pops out of you and plops around in your hand as you try to get it back in place, but can’t because you’re hand is now also slick with water-based lube. Luckily this wasn’t too much of a problem when I was using it on my own, but there was the occasional slippage. This dildo has some pretty big balls on it, which are great to grab onto for thrusting and the dildo is long enough that they won’t get in the way. What I found distinctly disappointing however, is again, the product description on the website. It claims that the Blush Dildo can stand up on its own “for more versatile play” and I can attest that no, no it cannot. The image above would have demonstrated its ability to stand up on its own, but even with my hand holding down the balls, the shaft just flops over almost completely.

To clean the Blush Dildo, which you should do before and after every single use, be sure to only use toy cleaner or a very mild antibacterial soap and warm water. The UR3 material is also very porous and can harbor bacteria, so be sure not to share this dildo with anyone and if you do, use a condom every time.

While I would much prefer the Blush Dildo be more firm and without the grandma scent, it was a respectable first dildo that I had a lot of fun with. Note I didn’t say first sex toy, because if a total beginner purchased this, they would definitely be intimidated by its width, but it’s a good dildo with a pretty astounding price tag of just $21.99.

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Thanks to Vibrators.com for giving me the opportunity to review the Blush Dildo. Check them out to see all the other dildos they stock.

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Holly

Holly is a writer with a penchant for sarcasm, aspiring domestic goddess, and stress baker. She is the founder and editor of Woman Tribune, and lives in rural Northeastern, Pennsylvania with her fiance and their 5 cats.

2 Responses

  1. amy says:

    Lol, you went full throttle, well, I think I have found my next toy to add to the collection! Thanks for sharing!

  2. Epiphora says:

    The shape of this does look nice — it’s just the material that squicks me out. What can I say, though; I’m a whore for the non-porous materials.

    I eagerly await your upcoming dildo adventures!

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