The Frisky is Looking for a New Insult for Spencer Pratt

It isn’t lost on Spencer Pratt that he is universally known as a douche, but he took to his Twitter to let everyone who thinks they have been insulting him know that he takes the insult as a compliment.

Even when Spencer Pratt thinks he is getting one over on the people who absolutely despise him, he comes off as an ignorant guy who just doesn’t know any better. According to him, a douche cleans a magical place with loving care.

First of all, if anyone ever referred to my vagina as a magical place, I don’t think I would be able to help myself from vomiting pink cupcakes and glitter all over their lap. Second of all, and most importantly, douches have successfully brainwashed a great deal of people into thinking that vaginas are dirty and need to be cleaned, even though the vagina is self-cleaning and needs nothing more than a little very light antibacterial soap if you choose and some hot water to make you feel fresh and clean. A lot of people are also unaware of the fact that douches do more harm than good and upset the natural pH balance in a woman’s vagina.

Playing along with Spencer Pratt’s love of being a douche, The Frisky is looking for a new insult for Spencer Pratt, stat! Have a good one? Head on over and give it your best shot.

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About the Author: Holly Ord

In addition to being the Founder and Editor of Woman Tribune, Holly Ord is a freelance writer, web designer and developer, feminist activist and blogger, and hopeless video game addict. She lives in Northeastern Pennsylvania and has been blogging on liberal politics and gender equality on her personal website, Menstrual Poetry since 2007.

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