Disclaimer: This post is adult in nature and therefore only intended for a mature audience.

I cannot think of beginning this review without firstly getting this out of the way: HOW CUTE IS THIS LITTLE GUY!? Yes, this is pretty much the cutest vibrator of any kind that I have ever had the sheer delight to see with my own eyes. That in itself is purely the reason why I was interested in adding him to my partner’s up-and-coming sex toy collection. I doubt his collection will ever rival mine, but hey, maybe if more people see really off the wall sex toy concepts for men, such as this one, we will begin to see an increase in the variety of men’s sex toys available. Let’s hope so, because after having this little dude for a few weeks now, I still cannot stop myself from excitedly shrieking and going on and on about how extremely cute it is every time I see it.

So I guess I should tell you a little bit about him, huh? He is the Man Eaters From Outer Space Waterproof Vibrator that Good Vibrations was awesome enough to send to me to review–and to squeal about how cute it is.

This is a very straightforward vibrator; made of hard plastic with a groove in the mouth that is meant to fit halfway around the penis. More than anything, this scenario reminds me of giving a man a handjob and not being able to fit your hand all the way around his penis. That is exactly how this thing works, while also delivering vibrations at three different speeds.

This vibrator takes two AA batteries, so the intensity of the vibrations are definitely sufficient, especially on the highest setting, for those who really love very intense vibrations. The Man Eaters From Outer Space Vibrator comes with batteries already inside, so when you go to replace them, all you have to do is remove the battery compartment door on the very bottom of the vibrator, place the replacement batteries inside and then close it back up. The included manual suggests you use a coin to tighten the compartment door to keep this area completely sealed off, which makes the vibrator waterproof, so you are able to bring it into the shower or tub without any worries. To turn the vibrations on, as well as to change the vibration setting and turn it off, all you have to do is press the center of the alien guy’s stomach and it will cycle through the vibrations and then turn off.

The consensus of the Man Eaters From Outer Space Waterproof Vibrator is that it does not really do much if you use it simply as a half-sleeve-like masturbation toy. While the highest vibration setting felt good, it didn’t have nearly enough going on to maintain arousal. Instead, this vibrator was a huge hit when used as a vibrator to stimulate my partner’s testicles and perineum, so in that respect, it was a hit.

Because this vibrator is made solely of plastic, it is amongst the easiest toys in existence to clean. All you have to do is wash it down with a little soap and hot water, dry it off and you’re good to go.

If you do decide that the Man Eaters From Outer Space Waterproof Vibrator is for you, please take the time to read the manual that comes with it. Seriously, it is one of the most hilarious manuals I have seen and includes epic phrases such as, “3 speeds of vibrating man pleasure!” and “form fitting mouth of joy.” The included information is something that I would hate for anyone to miss out on.

I received the Man Eaters From Outer Space Waterproof Vibrator from Good Vibrations for review. No other compensation was received, and opinions are my own.