Get Lucky this St Patrick’s Day with Green Toys

Most St Patrick’s Day parades, bar crawling and other festivities took place last weekend, but it’s never too late to get lucky and if you’re not getting lucky with someone, give any of these adult toys a whirl and you’re sure to have just as much fun, if not more. To make your St Patrick’s Day holiday that much sweeter, Eden Fantasys is taking 15% off their entire collection; just use discount code PATRICK until March 18th to save on any purchases you make.

Vibrators

Harmonia – $49.99
The Harmonia is the type of vibrator that every girl needs to have in her toy box. It is orgasmic for vaginal and anal penetration, feels wonderful as a clit and nipple massager, and feels just as heavenly when rubbing it along the thighs, buttocks, back, and belly. The Harmonia is perfect for couples who want to add something special to their sex toy repertoire or just for any girl who wants a vibrator with a little bit more class, beauty, and oomph.

Ina – $155.99
The Ina is made to be a dual stimulator – housing a motor in both the dildo portion and the clitoral stimulator. It has an insertable portion that is curved to apply pressure and vibrations to the g-spot while the outer stimulator lays against the clitoris. Think ‘rabbit’, but way different – the Ina is a sleek sophisticated take on dual stimulation. If you like dual stimulation, firm pressure and strong vibes, Ina’s the one for you.

Climax Gems Margarita Bubbly – $20.99
Quiet, flexible and designed for pleasure, this nubby toy is a dream come true. Covered in stimulating nubs, the soft material and texture of this vibrator will satisfy your desires. Concentrated in the rounded head, the multiple speed vibrations are controlled by twisting the dial base. The dial has deep grooves to prevent slipping if the toy becomes covered in lubricant or water. Flexible tip can be flexed ninety degrees in almost any direction.

Dildos

Lovemoiselle Elodie – $53.99
Elodie is the French Vanilla of the Lovemoiselle sisters. She’s got none of the bells and whistles, but her simple design delivers the smooth, silky pleasures you’ve been craving. Crafted of hygienic, nonporous ceramic, Elodie is a sturdy, down-to-earth toy who cuts the small talk and gets right down to business. The Elodie is made of sturdy ceramic and glazed with a slick, frictionless finish. It’s so smooth that you might not even need lube, but in case you reach for your favorite bottle: no worries, all lubes are compatible.

Astro Vibe Kit – $47.99
This is a vibrating silicone dildo, with a very large diameter. It is easy to clean and provides mild stimulation through a bullet. The bullet can be a little difficult to remove. This is clearly a dildo/vibrator designed to stimulate women but, as I thought about it for anal usage, it would be equally appropriate for men. At the time of this writing, I’m unsure as to what color options are available.

Climax Silicone Ribbed G-Shaft – $33.99
The Climax Silicone Ribbed G-shaft is a solid, gorgeously colored g-spot dildo with a slight curve and ridges that can be easily felt but are not too intense The easy to use handle doubles as a bullet holder that turns the entire toy into a vibrating pleasure shaft with a moderate length and girth. The firm yet flexible silicone is sterilizable and the included drawstring pouch helps keep it clean when not in use.

Masturbators

Carmen’s Tight Ass – $19.99
Carmen’s Tight Ass is a sexy new masturbation sleeve with a detailed anus opening, internal ribbing, and a closed end construction for tight clinging sensations. Soft, lifelike Futurotic® material lends a realistic feel to the toy, which can be maintained by applying the included talc-free powder to the toy before and after use. Large external ribs allow for a comfortable grip, super stretchy 7″ sleeve will accommodate most sizes.

Senso Lips – $23.99
Show me a guy that doesn’t like a good smacking blowjob. Now you can get the hottest oral sex action whenever and for as much as you desire it with the Senso lips masturbator by California Exotic. This jelly masturbator is shaped like a sensuous mouth and nose, so it is very easy to imagine a girl sucking on your love rod with all the joy and delight that come to your mind. The package comes equipped with lube so the toy is ready for your cock right from the box.

Cock Rings

Ying Yang Love Ring – $13.99
Experience powerful and long-lasting erections with this super stretchy penis ring. Made from 100% hygienically superior silicone, this ring is non-toxic and non-sticky, as well as completely odorless and very easy to clean. The ring is set in a fabulous black and white color pattern and features internal pressure-point nodes for direct shaft stimulation. Add girth and prolong ejaculation with this wonderful piece.

Aventurine – $69.99
The Aventurine cock ring from Luxotiq is a rigid, band-style cock ring made out of semi-precious stone. It harnesses many of the features of glass but with greater durability. In a very attractive shade of green, it combines function with beauty in a very unique and satisfying way. Take the time to measure yourself to get the right size. The cock ring is pretty, but not as beautiful as the picture. I was disappointed because the one we have is too small for use. I think most men probably need the 2 inch size.

Lotions & Potions

Oil of Love – $19.99
Silky to the touch and enchanting to the taste, a whisper-soft blow on these delicately scented oils warms the skin with a tingly glow. Where the hand first discovers their presence, the lips are sure to follow. Each irresistibly edible water-based oil washes away easily, leaving only the sweet memory of a lingering touch. While it’s not a true oil and, as such, less long lasting, a dime or nickel sized dollop gives a good ten minute massage. And you can always add more!

Sliquid Swirl (green apple) – $11.99
Sliquid Swirl lubricants are an excellent lubricant for people who not only need a little bit more slip and slide, but want a delicious taste as well. This non-toxic and non-staining lubricant is an excellent choice over other flavored lubes because it is glycerine free and hypoallergenic so you are less likely to have any irritation or reaction to it; and because it is water based, it is completely safe for use with condoms and for intercourse.

1/365 Days: Moregasm

January has already come and gone, and with it are the New Year’s resolutions that have already been lost. This year, more than any other year before, I noticed more and more people making New Year’s resolutions for their blogging life, rather than their day-to-day, and a great deal of those bloggers are still going strong. Two of my favorite, favorite bloggers have both been achieving the same resolution, and that is to participate in (and hopefully finish) the 365 Days project on Flickr.

For the past month I have seen both of these bloggers take a self-portrait and post it on their blogs each and every single day and it has been an awesomely eye-opening experience as the blog reader, to get a glimpse into the lives of the people behind some of my favorite blogs. It only took a month of me almost obsessively visiting these blogs just to see their new 365 self-portraits to want to join in on the fun, and so February 1st marks my official start with 365 Days. Woman Tribune has a brand new Flickr account (so be sure to connect with us over there,) and with this, I will also be blogging on a personal level once a day, which is something very new for me to be doing on Woman Tribune. As anyone who reads us regularly, personal anecdotes are weaved through a lot of the posts, but it is very rare for me to be uncensored and unapologetically open, so giving you all a more intimate, if you will, look at my day-to-day life is something that is actually very exciting for me to be dabbling with and I hope you all enjoy your daily look into my life.

For the first day of the 365 Days project, I wanted to share a little morsel of awesomeness I had become aware of a little over a month ago, and that is the new book from Babeland–Moregasm: Babeland’s Guide to Mind-Blowing Sex. This book is a sex advice, sex tips, how-to and self help book all rolled into one. It cuts through the traditional taboos society had already put in place for us a long, long time ago. It opens up discussions on sexual relationships when you’re trans, which is what I was first so giddily happy about when I had first opened it. Usually, when the topic of sex and sexuality comes up on a blog, we have a tendency to speak about sexual relationships as if they only happen between cisgendered beings, but what happens when someone just so happens to have been born with male genitalia but is truly a woman? This book opens up that discussion, which I loved. It of course features a great deal of sex toys, which is only natural for a book put out by a feminist-friendly sex toy shop whose ultimate goal is to sell more sex toys. It contains a multitude of sections on different sexual practices, lifestyles and bedroom play including, but not limited to, BDSM play and anal play. However, please remember that if you engage in any type of BDSM/bondage play, to do with a partner you know and trust and to have a safe word. It also covers practicing safe sex and how to be the safest you can possibly be when engaging in any type of sexual act, and a Q&A section that answers all of those pesky and sometimes embarrassing questions you may have about sex, like ‘Hey, what was that sound and is it supposed to come out of there?’ This book is definitely a must-read for any sexual being, regardless of age, sexual orientation, gender identity, or relationship status.

I went into a little more detail about Moregasm in a video review I recorded for my other blog, Menstrual Poetry, which deals with mostly feminist issues and activism. You can check out the video review of Moregasm here.

Eden Fantasys’ Best Quality, Best Value, Best Rated Products of 2009

While we may have already said goodbye to 2009, Eden Fantasys is celebrating this past year with some awesome deals on products that have been proven to be the absolute best products of 2009!

From now until January 14th you can save 20% on all of Eden Fantasys’ Best Products of 2009 with coupon code BEST9

Best Rabbit Vibrator

Passion Wave Butterfly ($79.99)
If you’re looking for a unique sensation, the Passion Wave Butterfly will satisfy both your curiosity and your desires. A special waving-motion shaft and powerful clitoral stimulator offer different multi-speed sensations to bring pleasure. This is a big toy that is best suited to experienced users and with a favorite lubricant.

Material: TPR
Texture: Smooth
Safety Features: Phthalates Free

Length: 10 1/4″
Insertable Length: 5 1/4″
Circumference: 5 1/2″
Diameter: 1 3/4″

Functions: Stroking/Vibrating
Special Features: Waterproof / Multi-function / Multi-speed
Powered By: 4 AA batteries

Best Clitoral Stimulator

Better Than Chocolate ($80)
The Better than Chocolate is an innovative clitoral stimulating vibrator with amazing touch sensor controls. Three vibrational patterns as well as multiple strengths are lockable to keep you on that “just right” setting; making these controls a step above anything normally seen. The ergonomic shape fits perfectly in the hand and against the body. Ideal for those who like diffuse, deep vibrations and a techy, futuristic look.

This vibrator is ideal for clitoral, labial and nipple stimulation as well as for cupping the entire vulva and massaging it with deep vibrations that rumble and throb inside the entire toy. Vibrations are strong and diffuse but not amazingly strong. Because they are not pinpoint this is probably a good toy for those who don’t need a power tool like the Hitachi to orgasm.

Material: Non-porous TPR
Texture: Smooth
Safety Features: Phthalates Free / Hypo-Allergenic / Latex Free

Length: 4 1/4″
Width: 2 1/2″

Functions: Vibrating / Pulsating
Special Features: Waterproof / Multi-function / Multi-speed
Powered by 2 AAA batteries

Best Bullet Vibrator

Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing (16.99)
Speeding Bullets Armor Piercing has a pointed head that tapers into a thin shaft and a larger base. It is a normal-sized bullet, but don’t let its size fool you–it’s a powerful little thing that has the capability of giving great orgasms. If have five functions, three of which are varying pulsations that will leave your knees weak and leave you satisfied. Because of Armor Piercing’s small size, using it vaginally will not necessary be too exciting in terms of girth, but because of its power, it will definitely leave you shaking between your thighs.

Material: Plastic
Texture: Smooth
Safety Features: Non-porous / Phthalates free

Length: 2 1/2″
Insertable Length: 1 3/4″
Circumference: 2 1/2″
Diameter: 3/4″

Functions: Vibrating
Special Features: Waterproof / Multifunction / Push Button
Powered By: 3 watch batteries

Best Dildo

Vamp ($36.99)
The Vamp is damned near the perfect realistic style dildo; silicone, body safe, retains temperatures well, has subtle texture due to the exaggerated head and veined shaft but not too much texture, is sized to please nearly any level of user and it sparkles! Whether or not you’re into vampires, the Vamp is sure to please. And if you are? Happy fantasizing! The Vamp really does seem like a bloodless, beautiful, undead cock.

Material: Silicone
Texture: Veined
Safety Features: Non-porous / Phthalates free, Hypo-allergenic / Latex-free

Length: 6 3/4″
Insertable length: 6 1/4″
Circumference: 5″
Diameter: 1 1/2″
Harness Compatibility: O-ring compatible

Special Features: Harness compatible

Best Lube

Maximus ($15.99)
Maximus is a non-stringly, water-based lube designed specifically for heavier application needs (like anal sex.) It has the consistency of a lotion and will last a long time due to the high glycol content which helps retain any natural moisture. This luxurious lube won’t get tacky or sticky when it dries out, instead it will just disappear. Maximus is also Bio-Static, which means it will prevent the spreading of bacteria, fungi spores and yeast infections. This also makes it ideal for anal sex or any other kinky recreational activity you may have planned.

Base: Water
Safety Features: L-Arginine free / Glycerine free

Best Masturbator

Tenga Flip Hole ($84.99)
Bottom line: This just might be the most important sex-related purchase of your life. The Flip Hole is to male masturbation what the Hitachi is to female masturbation. In other words, it’s essential.

Material: TPR Silicone
Safety Features: Phthalates free
Texture: Ribbed

Length: 6 3/4″
Circumference: 9 1/4″
Vaginal Depth: 6″
Diameter: 3″

Special Features: Lubricant included

Best Anal Toy

Pleasure Pearls ($19.99)
This petite and pretty glass plug will stay put comfortably and look good doing it! Both people just beginning to explore anal pleasures and more experienced anal adventurers could get a lot out of this toy. This glass plug is meant to be used anally. It has a relatively small diameter that shouldn’t scare off newbies to anal play and three bulges that approximate the stimulating effect of anal beads. It’s not a toy that you would want to use vaginally, because of it’s small girth.

Material: Tempered Glass
Texture: Smooth
Safety Features: Non-porous / Phthalates-free / Hypo-allergenic / Latex-free

Length: 4″
Insertable Length: 3 1/2″
Circumference: 2 3/4″
Diameter: 7/8″
Neck Diameter: 3/4″

Best Harness

SpareParts Theo Harness ($88.99)
The first thong-style harness from SpareParts, Theo brings comfort and stability to a style of harness which is characterized by the opposite. With a variety of adjustable parts, it’s good for solo play, partnered play with a single dildo, or partner play with a double dildo. Theo is a great harness for those folks who are looking for stability and comfort in a thong model.

Material: Spandex/Polyester

Maximum Hip Size: 65″
Maximum Waist Size: 65″
Dildo Holder Diameter: 1 1/2″

Special Features: Waterproof

Best Sensual

Contour 1 + Beyond Euphoric Sensory Set ($45)
The Contour 1 + Beyond Euphoric is an excellent massage set. Used on a sore back, the round ends of the Contour 1 relax tension and the gently scented Beyond Euphoric cream helps soothe and relax. The slick surfaces of the Contour make it an excellent choice for a foreplay toy as well.

Material: Ceramic
Texture: Smooth
Length: 5 1/2″
Circumference: 5″
Diameter: 1 1/2″

Safety Features: Paraben-free / Glycerin-free / Non-porous / Phthalates-free / Latex-free
Special Features: Aromatherapy / Moisturizer

Best BDSM

Purple Fur Line Wrist Restraints ($37.99)
Everyone should have something covered with purple fur in their bedroom, and the touch of fun it adds to these wrist restraints makes this a perfect place to start. The flexibility and comfort of the design make these perfect for those new to BDSM play. The sturdiness of the hardware and durability of the leather mean that advanced practitioners will also find something to enjoy. These cuffs are designed to restrain the wrists as part of BDSM play. With the large D-ring users can attach the cuffs to each other, a hook on the wall or to any other object that would also serve as a suitable attachment point.

Material: Faux Fur / Leather
Length: 8 3/4″
Closure: Buckle
Hook Style: D-ring

Each and every one of the above toys are now 20% off until January 14th with discount code BEST9 so get shopping!