Get Lucky this St Patrick’s Day with Green Toys

Most St Patrick’s Day parades, bar crawling and other festivities took place last weekend, but it’s never too late to get lucky and if you’re not getting lucky with someone, give any of these adult toys a whirl and you’re sure to have just as much fun, if not more. To make your St Patrick’s Day holiday that much sweeter, Eden Fantasys is taking 15% off their entire collection; just use discount code PATRICK until March 18th to save on any purchases you make.

Vibrators

Harmonia – $49.99
The Harmonia is the type of vibrator that every girl needs to have in her toy box. It is orgasmic for vaginal and anal penetration, feels wonderful as a clit and nipple massager, and feels just as heavenly when rubbing it along the thighs, buttocks, back, and belly. The Harmonia is perfect for couples who want to add something special to their sex toy repertoire or just for any girl who wants a vibrator with a little bit more class, beauty, and oomph.

Ina – $155.99
The Ina is made to be a dual stimulator – housing a motor in both the dildo portion and the clitoral stimulator. It has an insertable portion that is curved to apply pressure and vibrations to the g-spot while the outer stimulator lays against the clitoris. Think ‘rabbit’, but way different – the Ina is a sleek sophisticated take on dual stimulation. If you like dual stimulation, firm pressure and strong vibes, Ina’s the one for you.

Climax Gems Margarita Bubbly – $20.99
Quiet, flexible and designed for pleasure, this nubby toy is a dream come true. Covered in stimulating nubs, the soft material and texture of this vibrator will satisfy your desires. Concentrated in the rounded head, the multiple speed vibrations are controlled by twisting the dial base. The dial has deep grooves to prevent slipping if the toy becomes covered in lubricant or water. Flexible tip can be flexed ninety degrees in almost any direction.

Dildos

Lovemoiselle Elodie – $53.99
Elodie is the French Vanilla of the Lovemoiselle sisters. She’s got none of the bells and whistles, but her simple design delivers the smooth, silky pleasures you’ve been craving. Crafted of hygienic, nonporous ceramic, Elodie is a sturdy, down-to-earth toy who cuts the small talk and gets right down to business. The Elodie is made of sturdy ceramic and glazed with a slick, frictionless finish. It’s so smooth that you might not even need lube, but in case you reach for your favorite bottle: no worries, all lubes are compatible.

Astro Vibe Kit – $47.99
This is a vibrating silicone dildo, with a very large diameter. It is easy to clean and provides mild stimulation through a bullet. The bullet can be a little difficult to remove. This is clearly a dildo/vibrator designed to stimulate women but, as I thought about it for anal usage, it would be equally appropriate for men. At the time of this writing, I’m unsure as to what color options are available.

Climax Silicone Ribbed G-Shaft – $33.99
The Climax Silicone Ribbed G-shaft is a solid, gorgeously colored g-spot dildo with a slight curve and ridges that can be easily felt but are not too intense The easy to use handle doubles as a bullet holder that turns the entire toy into a vibrating pleasure shaft with a moderate length and girth. The firm yet flexible silicone is sterilizable and the included drawstring pouch helps keep it clean when not in use.

Masturbators

Carmen’s Tight Ass – $19.99
Carmen’s Tight Ass is a sexy new masturbation sleeve with a detailed anus opening, internal ribbing, and a closed end construction for tight clinging sensations. Soft, lifelike Futurotic® material lends a realistic feel to the toy, which can be maintained by applying the included talc-free powder to the toy before and after use. Large external ribs allow for a comfortable grip, super stretchy 7″ sleeve will accommodate most sizes.

Senso Lips – $23.99
Show me a guy that doesn’t like a good smacking blowjob. Now you can get the hottest oral sex action whenever and for as much as you desire it with the Senso lips masturbator by California Exotic. This jelly masturbator is shaped like a sensuous mouth and nose, so it is very easy to imagine a girl sucking on your love rod with all the joy and delight that come to your mind. The package comes equipped with lube so the toy is ready for your cock right from the box.

Cock Rings

Ying Yang Love Ring – $13.99
Experience powerful and long-lasting erections with this super stretchy penis ring. Made from 100% hygienically superior silicone, this ring is non-toxic and non-sticky, as well as completely odorless and very easy to clean. The ring is set in a fabulous black and white color pattern and features internal pressure-point nodes for direct shaft stimulation. Add girth and prolong ejaculation with this wonderful piece.

Aventurine – $69.99
The Aventurine cock ring from Luxotiq is a rigid, band-style cock ring made out of semi-precious stone. It harnesses many of the features of glass but with greater durability. In a very attractive shade of green, it combines function with beauty in a very unique and satisfying way. Take the time to measure yourself to get the right size. The cock ring is pretty, but not as beautiful as the picture. I was disappointed because the one we have is too small for use. I think most men probably need the 2 inch size.

Lotions & Potions

Oil of Love – $19.99
Silky to the touch and enchanting to the taste, a whisper-soft blow on these delicately scented oils warms the skin with a tingly glow. Where the hand first discovers their presence, the lips are sure to follow. Each irresistibly edible water-based oil washes away easily, leaving only the sweet memory of a lingering touch. While it’s not a true oil and, as such, less long lasting, a dime or nickel sized dollop gives a good ten minute massage. And you can always add more!

Sliquid Swirl (green apple) – $11.99
Sliquid Swirl lubricants are an excellent lubricant for people who not only need a little bit more slip and slide, but want a delicious taste as well. This non-toxic and non-staining lubricant is an excellent choice over other flavored lubes because it is glycerine free and hypoallergenic so you are less likely to have any irritation or reaction to it; and because it is water based, it is completely safe for use with condoms and for intercourse.

Is Bigger Better?

Considering the amount of junk mail that one of my five email addresses receives in just one day, you can easily see the influence mass marketing has over men; and that is just one example. If you also take in the amount of late night infomercials and in the same respect that the media is always targeting women to look better and be skinnier, they are also targeting men to perform better making the generalization that.

Viagra, penis pumps, cock rings, penis weights, homemade penis enlargement devices, medications and so on. These are the options available to men who wish they had a little more in their pants and while some methods may work, you have to ask yourself–Are all of these devices really necessary?

Statistically, most men wish that they were carrying a little more and the only conclusion I can come up with is that the media really has a hold on them to the point where they feel inadequate and if they don’t feel confident in what they’re packing, there’s no way for them to feel fully confident in the bedroom.

There comes a time in every relationship when you have to sit down and have the sex talk–Just be sure that you’re not having it while having sex. For me, I go through a rundown of what I liked, what I wanted, what I didn’t want and etcetera right after I had sex; I figure it’s at a time when obviously both of our minds our on sex and of course as most women know, we get very chatty after an orgasm. One of the topics that may come up, if you have a particularly open and chatty guy, is his size.

You can tell immediately how a particular guy feels about himself just how he words statements pertaining to his package. By using the term average, you can tell that he may not be particularly satisfied with himself. By using the term well endowed, you’re sleeping with an intelligent man who first of all, knows what well endowed means. He may feel great about himself, so if he isn’t living up to your standards, it’s important to keep all talk about his size light and maybe choose to have this conversation over dinner or a nice dessert so he doesn’t get defensive about himself.

But what happens if you’re having the opposite problem? It doesn’t happen too often and funnily enough, not as often as some men would like to think, but occasionally you run into that special guy that just has too much to offer you. If you run into a case when you’re in bed and are suddenly greeted with the Bionic Man, what’s a woman to do?

Scream, run for your life! On a more realistic note, it is definitely something that needs to be talked about, especially since in some cases, a woman can feel intense pain while having sex.

The average woman’s vaginal canal is only 4 to 5 inches in length, maybe 6 inches, so when you’re going through your junk mail and see that advertisements for penis enlargement devices and medications targeted towards men are telling men that they could and should be 8, 9 or even 10 inches long, you know right away that a man that size not only couldn’t work, but if he tried to really go at it, it would be excruciating for the woman to go through.

While some men may feel empowered to be wielding around a penis the size of a sword, us women know that that simply is not what we go after and more importantly, it is important for men to know this because they are still being told that they aren’t big enough by every product and medication out there who are looking to lure men in to buying something from them.

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