Tenga Serves Up Eggs No Man Will Resist — Tenga Egg Review

Disclaimer: This is a review of a sex toy. It is adult in nature and therefore only intended for a mature audience.

Tenga, known for their innovative technology and off-the-wall concepts that keep people wondering just what they will think of next has become the go-to company for delectable, mind boggling men’s sex toys. They have some wild and crazy toys out there; some that after looking through them with my partner, we couldn’t even imagine how they would work in order to become pleasurable. However, as a company that has been referred to as being “jerk-off geniuses” by even the most experienced and savvy in men’s sex toys, we knew we just had to try out something by Tenga.

While there are surely a few different Tenga toys out there that make you scratch your head in amazement, we were super excited to give the seemingly no-frills, straight-forward and super cute Tenga Egg masturbation sleeve a try.

The Tenga Egg is packaged within a wrapped plastic egg that clearly indicates the texture style of that particular sleeve. There are six different eggs to choose from–the Wavy egg has horizontal ripples, Twister has vertical ripples, Silky has a thread-spun texture, Spider is lined with a web pattern (how appropriate), Clicker is textured with protruding spheres and the Stepper has notched-out semi-circles.

We were able to try the Clicker egg and after peeling off the outer packaging and cracking the plastic egg open, we saw what looked exactly like a hard-boiled egg, just with a little more plastic-like look to it. It even has that little bit of bounce and wiggle to it that a hard-boiled egg has. Admittedly, this is a little creepy and a little silly looking, but my tune changed as soon as I witnessed just what this little sleeve can do.

After removing the egg from the plastic container, we noticed that the inside of the egg was already filled up–with a little container holding a packet of Tenga’s own lube, which I always pride companies in doing. Because of the various materials used to make sex toys, I am always looking up what kind of material my toy is made out of to see what types of lube are compatible with it in fear of using the lube with the wrong base and ruining my toy, so when companies are packaging their toys with their very own lubes that I know will not harm or damage the toy, they get a big thumbs up from me! After removing the lube and turning it inside out to ease our curiosity, we noticed that contrary to what the outer packaging suggests, the Clicker does not have a constant pattern of circles around it, which is good for folks worrying about too much texture or it actually causing pain instead of pleasure, but contains more spaced out protruding nubs kind of resembling a flower-like pattern that are soft enough to be delicate on your skin even with the most aggressive grasp.

After pouring the lube inside and around the opening of the egg for ease of insertion, you can keep the egg towards the head of your penis or stretch it along the entire shaft. The egg is made of elastomer which makes it considerably stretchy, but it is still a soft and delicate material that you can put a hole through, so if you are on the lengthier side, it may be wise to play with your egg a little bit to see just how far it will stretch before seeing that it’s about to give out. Although we weren’t able to cover the entire length of my partner’s shaft, it still produced intensely satisfying results.

The egg gives you complete and total control over the amount of pressure and intensity of texture you feel. You can use a light and lazy grasp or a tight and firm grasp, or vary what areas of your penis are stimulated by the texture by applying more pressure to certain areas while keeping a light grasp on the rest. I found this particular method worked very well while giving my partner a hand job with the egg. I did, however, notice that the egg likes to ride up the shaft during stroking, especially when the lube turned sticker and wasn’t as slippery after a while and while my partner enjoyed the sticky feeling, I restrained from applying more lube when I found myself getting a little frustrated on having to keep stretching the egg back down the shaft.

To clean, just turn the egg inside out and rinse under warm water and give it a light rub with some mild soap. At just $8.50 I can’t imagine a cheaper and more satisfying buy, especially since if you take special care of this sleeve, it can be used multiple times. While you can get several uses out of this sleeve, storage of your egg may be a problem because getting it back into the plastic egg container it comes in is extremely difficult. But when it comes down to it, for the price and considering how much we love using the Tenga Egg, I can forgive Tenga for this slight indiscretion.

Thanks to Good Vibrations for giving me the opportunity to review the Tenga Egg. Check them out to see all the other men’s sex toys they stock!

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About the Author: Holly Ord

In addition to being the Founder and Editor of Woman Tribune, Holly Ord is a freelance writer, web designer and developer, feminist activist and blogger, and hopeless video game addict. She lives in Northeastern Pennsylvania and has been blogging on liberal politics and gender equality on her personal website, Menstrual Poetry since 2007.

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