The Worst Wedding Cake Toppers
Some weddings are casual, some weddings are extravagant. Some weddings have themes, some weddings have…absolutely horrible wedding cake toppers. Have a look at just some of the tackiest and tasteless cake toppers out there.
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Even if you’re celebrating your wedding on the beach, on a tropical island or if your wedding happens to be beach or island themed, there is no excuse for a couple to be making out on top of your wedding cake and especially not for $56.95.
This wedding cake topper screams “Hooray, it’s a wedding! But wait! First, I have to finish my shift at the strip club.” While I think that custom made cake toppers are an amazing thing that I think more couples will be attracted to, but perhaps reserve the stripper decoration for the bachelor party.
There’s cute and humorous and then there’s poking fun at the female gender, which I could really do without. All I get from this cake topper is the idea of a bunch of men sitting around a card table complaining about their wives and how they are always shopping–And I could use a little less of that.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t find the romanticism in a cake topper where the bride and groom are atop a tractor. The song ‘She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy’ pops into my head and I can’t help but start to giggle. Not only that, but I can also picture cows; lots and lots of cows.
There’s nothing like inviting your wedding guests into your wedding bed. After seeing the cake, your guests are going to be thinking about nothing but honeymoons, wedding lingerie and sex. On second thought, perhaps that isn’t a completely bad thing–Your honeymoon should most definitely be exciting, why not give your guests the same luxury?
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oh haha yeah, these are rather far out cake toppers. but if they are available, i am pretty sure that some people are using them lol thanks for sharing.
The first cake picture is so hot one:)
I Feel in Asia, we can’t buy thats cake. But nice inspiration to make it one for private wedding party.
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I have to agree….can you say tacky! LOL! I guess I am too traditional to do something like that.
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I actually enjoyed this entry and I must agree with you on these toppers, especially the stupid stripper one. I’m a firm believer in NOT marrying a stripper ha ha.
The tractor cake topper cracked me up and made me LMAO
But the stripper cake topper looks sexy - from all others I would choose this one 
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dissatisfying, disturbing as well as impressing. CYA L8R yeah! Totally!
Funny toppers. I actually like the shopping one.
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lol. Those were the most interesting naughty toppers.
That’s hilarious. Specially the making out topper. You don’t want kids to see that.
I find the toppers very annoying and disturbing. specially the “making out” topper. X-(
These are great!! Being raised in a “hollar” with quite the large family, I’m pretty sure I could make someone a nice penny for those tractor’s
Best one I’ve ever seen had the groom trying to run away and the bride was holding him back by the shoulders.
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