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The Worst Wedding Cake Toppers

May 9, 2008 by Holly
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Some weddings are casual, some weddings are extravagant. Some weddings have themes, some weddings have…absolutely horrible wedding cake toppers. Have a look at just some of the tackiest and tasteless cake toppers out there.

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island cake topper Even if you’re celebrating your wedding on the beach, on a tropical island or if your wedding happens to be beach or island themed, there is no excuse for a couple to be making out on top of your wedding cake and especially not for $56.95.

stripper cake topper This wedding cake topper screams “Hooray, it’s a wedding! But wait! First, I have to finish my shift at the strip club.” While I think that custom-made cake toppers are an amazing thing that I think more couples will be attracted to, but perhaps reserve the stripper decoration for the bachelor party.

shopping cake topper There’s cute and humorous and then there’s poking fun at the female gender, which I could really do without. All I get from this cake topper is the idea of a bunch of men sitting around a card table complaining about their wives and how they are always shopping–And I could use a little less of that.

tractor cake topper Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t find the romanticism in a cake topper where the bride and groom are atop a tractor. The song ‘She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy’ pops into my head and I can’t help but start to giggle. Not only that, but I can also picture cows; lots and lots of cows.

bed cake topper There’s nothing like inviting your wedding guests into your wedding bed. After seeing the cake, your guests are going to be thinking about nothing but honeymoons, wedding lingerie and sex. On second thought, perhaps that isn’t a completely bad thing–Your honeymoon should most definitely be exciting, why not give your guests the same luxury?

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May 9, 2008 by Holly

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41 Comments on "The Worst Wedding Cake Toppers"

  1. Poker Rakeback on Fri, 9th May 2008 6:37 pm 

    oh haha yeah, these are rather far out cake toppers. but if they are available, i am pretty sure that some people are using them lol thanks for sharing.

  2. Arie on Sat, 10th May 2008 9:18 am 

    The first cake picture is so hot one:)
    I Feel in Asia, we can’t buy thats cake. But nice inspiration to make it one for private wedding party.

    http://the-review-corner.blogspot.com/2008/05/nice-place-to-buy-wedding-ring.html

  3. Antique Radios For Sale on Sat, 10th May 2008 5:31 pm 

    I have to agree….can you say tacky! LOL! I guess I am too traditional to do something like that.

  4. Brandi on Sat, 10th May 2008 6:51 pm 

    I actually enjoyed this entry and I must agree with you on these toppers, especially the stupid stripper one. I’m a firm believer in NOT marrying a stripper ha ha.

  5. Wedding photographers blog on Sat, 10th May 2008 6:54 pm 

    The tractor cake topper cracked me up and made me LMAO :) But the stripper cake topper looks sexy – from all others I would choose this one :)

  6. Meredith Freeman on Sun, 11th May 2008 4:59 am 

    dissatisfying, disturbing as well as impressing. CYA L8R yeah! Totally!

  7. Meghan on Sun, 11th May 2008 1:23 pm 

    Funny toppers. I actually like the shopping one.

  8. Cincinnati Home Builders on Sun, 11th May 2008 10:59 pm 

    lol. Those were the most interesting naughty toppers. :D

  9. Cincinnati Retirement Planning on Sun, 11th May 2008 11:20 pm 

    That’s hilarious. Specially the making out topper. You don’t want kids to see that.

  10. Preschool Cincinnati on Sun, 11th May 2008 11:41 pm 

    I find the toppers very annoying and disturbing. specially the “making out” topper. X-(

  11. Christine on Mon, 12th May 2008 11:35 am 

    These are great!! Being raised in a “hollar” with quite the large family, I’m pretty sure I could make someone a nice penny for those tractor’s :)

  12. Jacinda on Mon, 12th May 2008 4:35 pm 

    Best one I’ve ever seen had the groom trying to run away and the bride was holding him back by the shoulders.

  13. Wedding Planning with Brenda on Wed, 21st May 2008 4:34 pm 

    If you decide to have a funny wedding cake topper, don’t let the groom choose it. Guys have a different sense of humor than we do …

  14. wedding cake photos on Thu, 7th Aug 2008 8:41 pm 

    haha, i actually think the tractor one is sort of cute, in a quaint old farmer kind of way…

  15. Kids Craft Zone on Mon, 11th Aug 2008 4:28 pm 

    I actually think they are cute! It maybe a little cheesy but why not laugh!! For my cake topper I used my Grandmother’s. It didn’t look new but it had lots of meaning!

  16. Dancer Pole on Tue, 28th Oct 2008 4:20 am 

    Those wedding cake toppers are hilarious!
    I enjoy dancing at weddings.

  17. Dancer Pole on Tue, 28th Oct 2008 4:22 am 

    Hilarious wedding cake toppers!

    I enjoy dancing at weddings.

  18. Garazon on Wed, 29th Oct 2008 10:23 am 

    Although we will have a traditional topper on our actual wedding cake, both my fiancee and I have found the ‘making out” topper very cute and funny and at some point in one of our parties it will be featured prominently on the top! I find it more disturbing there are so many who consider it appalling and tasteless, makes me wonder what sort of marriage they have! Well to each their own, I prefer where the passion is evident in every aspect! ;)

  19. New England Wedding Photographer on Wed, 29th Oct 2008 1:41 pm 

    it is true, some are tacky, but being 31 years old, I know of many people that just want to have a bit more fun or put a twist onto the cake. Even many of the weddings I’ve photographed have had some toppers that well, went over the top!

  20. Candyfloss on Thu, 30th Oct 2008 1:18 am 

    The ‘Making out’ topper was an instant hit with me , I wouldnt hesitate to use it on my wedding cake ,but thats me and my outlook , always having a fun side to me , I am quite sure too in this day and age that there wiould be plenty folks agreeing with me , I dont feel my choice is ‘ tacky or tasteless ‘ at all . Its only a small ornament and Im sure only ‘old school mistress types would refrain from having a smile at it .

  21. Cake Recipes on Sat, 6th Dec 2008 4:08 am 

    Some of those are amazing =P

  22. Unusual Wedding Cakes on Wed, 31st Dec 2008 3:57 pm 

    I agree that some of these wedding cake toppers are a bit too blunt but then again, the final decision lies in the couple who is getting married. The stripper and the making out ones are a bit disturbing though…

  23. FMChick on Mon, 5th Jan 2009 11:38 pm 

    I’m getting married in October and am considering that “making out” cake topper. It signifies the fun and the passion in our relationship…and it will most definitely put a smile on my mom’s face (blushing red face, no doubt.)

  24. Dance Poles on Tue, 13th Jan 2009 4:41 pm 

    naughty naughty toppers!!!

  25. Avon Wedding Arrangers on Mon, 19th Jan 2009 5:11 am 

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  26. Minneapolis Wedding Photographer on Sat, 24th Jan 2009 6:18 pm 

    I’ve seen some pretty funny wedding toppers in my day. I’ve never really liked the cheesy ones. I guess it depends on the ceremony since some are much more classic than others. Great post by the way…I don’t read to much about these back in Minnesota.

  27. Wedding photographer Portland Oregon on Sun, 8th Feb 2009 1:56 pm 

    As a Wedding photographer I see a lot of these, Even though they aren’t for me I can see some of the couples liking them. Some are very tacky, But each wedding is different (talking about tacky, I had a wedding where when they walked in they played the song “another one bites the dust”). To each their own I guess. They do have some web pages out there where you can find all of these type of toppers (go check them out if you want a good laugh. I keep thinking what’s next.

  28. Squish on Mon, 16th Feb 2009 11:28 am 

    I’m most definitely using the making out topper for our wedding next year, though the one I found was only $20… /shrug

    It makes me laugh, and we are pretty physical people, so it fits us. I don’t think it’s tacky, but then again I don’t think sex is anything to be ashamed of or hidden either – so to each their own.

  29. Christine on Fri, 6th Mar 2009 8:07 pm 

    All of them inspire an eye roll combined with a chuckle. If it suits the bride and grooms sense of humor, then why not?

  30. Cat Toys on Sun, 7th Jun 2009 5:50 pm 

    I love the John Deere one. I don’t know if I would call them the worse or just unique.

  31. donna taylor on Mon, 15th Jun 2009 5:30 pm 

    Each to their own!
    You would be suprised by the range of cake toppers on the market, bride dragging the groom, Groom standing on the brides dress to stop her getting away etc!
    I make custom sugar cake toppers and have been asked for all sorts of odd things!

    Cake Decorator

  32. Jonathan on Thu, 18th Jun 2009 4:06 pm 

    haha it’s unique and interesting, not appropriate though. some couple will actually like it, not everybody want a standard wedding day just like other couple.

  33. Wedding Cake Toppers on Fri, 3rd Jul 2009 3:50 am 

    Why are they the worst cake topper? I think they are the best. yea, it may be little weird. But if the couple love it, that is good enough.

  34. Jon on Wed, 15th Jul 2009 1:08 am 

    Maybe before you make comments you should ask the person that made the topper why they did it. Maybe the people that ordered the topper sent a sketch and asked the maker to pose them this way. Those that can make them make them and those that can’t make fun of them.
    Jon

  35. Ur on Sat, 19th Sep 2009 10:52 pm 

    The bed is bad – But guess some find it special in a positive sense.

  36. Melbourne Wedding Photography on Sun, 27th Sep 2009 6:53 am 

    I agree with Donna – each to their own! Your wedding is YOUR day, not a sarcastic blogger’s.

  37. Tom@toasttothebride.org on Tue, 24th Nov 2009 2:31 pm 

    Humor at a wedding is fine, but it seems more and more people don’t understand the line between funny and tacky.

  38. wedding photography sydney on Mon, 21st Dec 2009 1:39 am 

    Your wedding day is 2nd to your mortgage. If people want to blow their money on cakes that look tacky then goodluck to them. It’s their day not your day lol! Cheers to all..

  39. Jessiup Screwper on Wed, 27th Jan 2010 1:14 pm 

    There are so many different things that you can do for a wedding cake. Some people just have different ideas about what they would like. With so many choices of cake toppers and ideas people choose all sorts of things. Its another story if they thought the cake would like nice to others and they didn’t have someone like a wedding planner helping them. http://www.weddingforeveryone.com/

  40. Wedding Plan on Sun, 31st Jan 2010 4:56 pm 

    Ha Ha! I thought most of those toppers were quite humorous! If your interested in some other unique wedding ideas visit: http://www.weddingplannerbook.me

  41. philippine wedding planner on Wed, 24th Feb 2010 7:54 am 

    hahaha! nice!

    Here’s one for the list as well:

    http://tackyweddings.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/field-mice-cake-topper-animals.jpg

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