Some weddings are casual, some weddings are extravagant. Some weddings have themes, some weddings have…absolutely horrible wedding cake toppers. Have a look at just some of the tackiest and tasteless cake toppers out there.
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Even if you’re celebrating your wedding on the beach, on a tropical island or if your wedding happens to be beach or island themed, there is no excuse for a couple to be making out on top of your wedding cake and especially not for $56.95.
This wedding cake topper screams “Hooray, it’s a wedding! But wait! First, I have to finish my shift at the strip club.” While I think that custom-made cake toppers are an amazing thing that I think more couples will be attracted to, but perhaps reserve the stripper decoration for the bachelor party.
There’s cute and humorous and then there’s poking fun at the female gender, which I could really do without. All I get from this cake topper is the idea of a bunch of men sitting around a card table complaining about their wives and how they are always shopping–And I could use a little less of that.
Maybe it’s just me, but I don’t find the romanticism in a cake topper where the bride and groom are atop a tractor. The song ‘She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy’ pops into my head and I can’t help but start to giggle. Not only that, but I can also picture cows; lots and lots of cows.
There’s nothing like inviting your wedding guests into your wedding bed. After seeing the cake, your guests are going to be thinking about nothing but honeymoons, wedding lingerie and sex. On second thought, perhaps that isn’t a completely bad thing–Your honeymoon should most definitely be exciting, why not give your guests the same luxury?
44 thoughts on “The Worst Wedding Cake Toppers”
The first cake picture is so hot one:)
I Feel in Asia, we can’t buy thats cake. But nice inspiration to make it one for private wedding party.
I actually enjoyed this entry and I must agree with you on these toppers, especially the stupid stripper one. I’m a firm believer in NOT marrying a stripper ha ha.
The tractor cake topper cracked me up and made me LMAO 🙂 But the stripper cake topper looks sexy – from all others I would choose this one 🙂
Funny toppers. I actually like the shopping one.
Best one I’ve ever seen had the groom trying to run away and the bride was holding him back by the shoulders.
I actually think they are cute! It maybe a little cheesy but why not laugh!! For my cake topper I used my Grandmother’s. It didn’t look new but it had lots of meaning!
Those wedding cake toppers are hilarious!
I enjoy dancing at weddings.
Hilarious wedding cake toppers!
I enjoy dancing at weddings.
Although we will have a traditional topper on our actual wedding cake, both my fiancee and I have found the ‘making out” topper very cute and funny and at some point in one of our parties it will be featured prominently on the top! I find it more disturbing there are so many who consider it appalling and tasteless, makes me wonder what sort of marriage they have! Well to each their own, I prefer where the passion is evident in every aspect! 😉
it is true, some are tacky, but being 31 years old, I know of many people that just want to have a bit more fun or put a twist onto the cake. Even many of the weddings I’ve photographed have had some toppers that well, went over the top!
The ‘Making out’ topper was an instant hit with me , I wouldnt hesitate to use it on my wedding cake ,but thats me and my outlook , always having a fun side to me , I am quite sure too in this day and age that there wiould be plenty folks agreeing with me , I dont feel my choice is ‘ tacky or tasteless ‘ at all . Its only a small ornament and Im sure only ‘old school mistress types would refrain from having a smile at it .
Some of those are amazing =P
I agree that some of these wedding cake toppers are a bit too blunt but then again, the final decision lies in the couple who is getting married. The stripper and the making out ones are a bit disturbing though…
I’m getting married in October and am considering that “making out” cake topper. It signifies the fun and the passion in our relationship…and it will most definitely put a smile on my mom’s face (blushing red face, no doubt.)
naughty naughty toppers!!!
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I’ve seen some pretty funny wedding toppers in my day. I’ve never really liked the cheesy ones. I guess it depends on the ceremony since some are much more classic than others. Great post by the way…I don’t read to much about these back in Minnesota.
As a Wedding photographer I see a lot of these, Even though they aren’t for me I can see some of the couples liking them. Some are very tacky, But each wedding is different (talking about tacky, I had a wedding where when they walked in they played the song “another one bites the dust”). To each their own I guess. They do have some web pages out there where you can find all of these type of toppers (go check them out if you want a good laugh. I keep thinking what’s next.
I’m most definitely using the making out topper for our wedding next year, though the one I found was only $20… /shrug
It makes me laugh, and we are pretty physical people, so it fits us. I don’t think it’s tacky, but then again I don’t think sex is anything to be ashamed of or hidden either – so to each their own.
All of them inspire an eye roll combined with a chuckle. If it suits the bride and grooms sense of humor, then why not?
I love the John Deere one. I don’t know if I would call them the worse or just unique.
Each to their own!
You would be suprised by the range of cake toppers on the market, bride dragging the groom, Groom standing on the brides dress to stop her getting away etc!
I make custom sugar cake toppers and have been asked for all sorts of odd things!
haha it’s unique and interesting, not appropriate though. some couple will actually like it, not everybody want a standard wedding day just like other couple.
Why are they the worst cake topper? I think they are the best. yea, it may be little weird. But if the couple love it, that is good enough.
Maybe before you make comments you should ask the person that made the topper why they did it. Maybe the people that ordered the topper sent a sketch and asked the maker to pose them this way. Those that can make them make them and those that can’t make fun of them.
The bed is bad – But guess some find it special in a positive sense.
I agree with Donna – each to their own! Your wedding is YOUR day, not a sarcastic blogger’s.
Humor at a wedding is fine, but it seems more and more people don’t understand the line between funny and tacky.
Your wedding day is 2nd to your mortgage. If people want to blow their money on cakes that look tacky then goodluck to them. It’s their day not your day lol! Cheers to all..
There are so many different things that you can do for a wedding cake. Some people just have different ideas about what they would like. With so many choices of cake toppers and ideas people choose all sorts of things. Its another story if they thought the cake would like nice to others and they didn’t have someone like a wedding planner helping them. http://www.weddingforeveryone.com/
Ha Ha! I thought most of those toppers were quite humorous! If your interested in some other unique wedding ideas visit: http://www.weddingplannerbook.me
Here’s one for the list as well:
Wow! There certainly are some shockers there! For a few ideas of some good ones have a peak here: http://www.sweetfix.net.au
I think it’s rather judgmental of you to assume that your personal tastes determine what is “tacky” and what is not. Sure, some of them are a little more risque than some people like to venture, but it’s not your place to dub them “the worst.” What if they view using a traditional cake topper as being tackily boring? What’s wrong with a couple kissing on top of the cake? Couples kiss. What’s wrong with a tractor? People farm. And really, you only have to take the “shopping” topper as offensive if you want to be an oversensitive feminist. It could just as easily have been picked out by a wife that has a sense of humor. Something you obviously don’t understand.
Sorry, you lost any credit I could give your comment with “oversensitive feminist.”
Those cake toppers are hot.. Especially the first one. It’s hot!!
Want to get that in my wedding..haha
The shopping one is funny, and the tractor one is cute. Even the making one is cheeky and funny. And most woman wear a garter on their wedding day, so where you make the associating with a stripper, only in your mind I would say. That one is no more offensive than the gone shopping one.
There is a show on MTV now, my redneck wedding i think some of these cakes should definitely be on that show.
Looks very delicious, specially the wedding bed .It is beautifully designed.Thanks for sharing .
attending bachelor parties is kind of my hobb these days, i like parties and drinking too :
Great wedding toppers. I shoot weddings and I get sick of seeing the same old silver letter set atop the cake. I mean, how much can a CREATIVE wedding topper really cost!?
Tacky wedding toppers are not for me. And I agry with your comment “quite humorous” however who wants to make a circus out of the wedding? Not me 🙂
Those are all pretty awful, especially the wedding bed. Argh!
Really some wedding cake topper is different., I don’t like the dole of the topper.